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One Liners Dirty


Black Jokes One Liners 2 Blacks took over Toys R us. The renamed it to We B toys.

Black Jokes One Liners 3 Did you hear about Klu Klux Knievel? He tried to jump over 8 blacks with a steam roller.

Black Jokes One Liners 8 How can you tell when a black as been on your computer? It is not there.

Black Jokes One Liners 9 How did the black girl know her mother was on the rag? Her brothers dick tasted funny.

Black Jokes One Liners 10 How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together.

Black Jokes One Liners 11 How did they invent break dancing? Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

Black Jokes One Liners 13 How do you get a black man out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Black Jokes One Liners 15 How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!!

Black Jokes One Liners 17 How do you make a black nervous? Take him to an auction.

Black Jokes One Liners 18 How do you start a black parade? Roll a 40 down the street.

Black Jokes One Liners 19 How do you starve a black man? Put his food stamps in his work boots.

Black Jokes One Liners 20 How do you stop a black baby from crying? Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.

Black Jokes One Liners 21 How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months.

Black Jokes One Liners 22 How many black people does it take to pave a road? Depends on how heavy the roller is.

Black Jokes One Liners 23 How many black people does it take to single a roof? Depends on how thin you slice um.

Black Jokes One Liners 26 What did God say when he saw the first black person? Oops, I burnt one!

Black Jokes One Liners 27 What did Lincoln say after his five day drunk? I freed whom.

Black Jokes One Liners 28 What did the black girl say while having sex? Dad get off me your crushing my ciggies.

Black Jokes One Liners 29 What did the black women get for getting an abortion? Fat cash from crime stoppers.

Black Jokes One Liners 30 What did the white redneck say to his wife when she told him their black neighbors was coming over for Christmas? So much for a white Christmas this year!

Black Jokes One Liners 31 What do u call a black priest? Holy shit

Black Jokes One Liners 32 What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.

Black Jokes One Liners 33 What do you call 10,000 black people at the bottom of the sea? A good start.

Black Jokes One Liners 34 What do you call 100 black guys buried from the neck down? Afro Turf.

Black Jokes One Liners 35 What do you call 4 blacks in a 57 chevy? Blood vessel.

Black Jokes One Liners 36 What do you call a 80 year old black guy? Antique farm equipment.

Black Jokes One Liners 37 What do you call a barn full of blacks? Farm equipment.

Black Jokes One Liners 38 What do you call a black guys condom? A duffel bag.

Black Jokes One Liners 39 What do you call a black man in a tree? A branch manager.

Black Jokes One Liners 40 What do you call a black man in Thailand? A tycoon.

Black Jokes One Liners 41 What do you call a black person in a three piece suit? Will the defendant please rise.

Black Jokes One Liners 42 What do you call a black person on birth-control? Crime prevention.

Black Jokes One Liners 43 What do you call a black prostitute with braces? A black and Decker pecker wrecker.

Black Jokes One Liners 44 What do you call a black test tube baby? Janitor in a drum.

Black Jokes One Liners 45 What do you call a black with a new bike? A thief.

Black Jokes One Liners 46 What do you call a black with a new caddie? A better thief.

Black Jokes One Liners 47 What do you call a black with no arms? Trustworthy.

Black Jokes One Liners 48 What do you call a group of blacks in the ocean? An oil spill

Black Jokes One Liners 49 What do you call a pool full of black kids? Cocoa puffs

Black Jokes One Liners 50 What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana

Black Jokes One Liners 51 What do you call an Negro with a peg leg? Shit on a stick.

Black Jokes One Liners 52 What do you call Mike Tyson if he has no arms or legs? Nigger, Nigger, Nigger!!!!

Black Jokes One Liners 53 What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? The quarterback.

Black Jokes One Liners 54 What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10,000 black guys? Warden.

Black Jokes One Liners 55 What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload

Black Jokes One Liners 56 What do you get when you cross a black and a groundhog? 6 more weeks of basketball season.

Black Jokes One Liners 57 What do you get when you cross a black prostitute with a Chinese woman? A broad that sucks shirts.